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Reading this is like meeting in person. It’s me, your Game Planner.
I glanced at the calendar—this must be the hardest stretch of the year to get through, right? All the exhaustion has piled up to its peak, and every expectation points in one direction: "Home." I know you are all looking forward to that grand Spring Festival version. Don't worry, that version is truly amazing; we’ve hidden our very best, "bottom-of-the-box" surprises inside it.
But today’s version is dedicated to "Now."
It is for you, still silently persevering at your desk, and for you, traveling alone through the depths of winter. I didn't want your time in this vacuum before the holidays to be filled only with anxiety and busyness. So, in this new version, I’ve tuned the pacing of the levels to flow like a soothing prose poem—unhurried and calm. I’ve tuned the special effects to sound crisper and more melodious, hoping they might even drown out the sound of your typing. It may not be the rowdiest update, but it is certainly the one that understands you best.
Shall we make a pact? In the outside world, you overcome obstacles and wrap up the year; inside your phone screen, I will guard this small, green safe haven for you.
Version 1.153—tap to update. I’ll be here on the vine, counting down the days with you.

Update Highlights
1. [Fishing Master] Pass levels to collect bait and fish for rare treasures! Complete the collection index to win big prizes. You might even trigger random mysterious events that deliver a massive stroke of luck—this time, you are the "Fishing Master" of Happy Village!
2. [Championship of Kings] From Jan 26th to Feb 1st, a new round of the Championship is coming in hot! Villagers who make the leaderboard can win super cute physical prizes!
3. [Gold Coin Carnival] Limited-time Gold Coin frenzy! Tons of benefits and free items! From Jan 30th to Jan 31st, the Gold Coin Carnival is waiting for you to join the party!
4. [All-New Levels] The Boss said: "You need to put extra, extra, extra heart into these levels. These are the New Year levels! They need to be simple yet clever, clever yet surprising, and on top of the surprises, they need a bit of... you know, that 'New Year flavor.' Do you get it?" I said: "Got it. Totally get it." So, after a flurry of doing this, adjusting that, and tweaking this, I finally crafted these new levels full of holiday spirit!
5. [Post & Win Gifts] Open Weibo, TikTok (Douyin), or Xiaohongshu (Red Note). Post a screenshot of this update text with the hashtag #HappyAnipopToday (#今天也开心消消乐了) and tag @Anipop (Douyin official account: @开心消消乐官号). We will randomly select 10 "Chosen Ones" from each platform to receive an Infinite Energy Gift Pack!

Reading this is like meeting in person. It’s me, your Game Planner.
I glanced at the calendar—this must be the hardest stretch of the year to get through, right? All the exhaustion has piled up to its peak, and every expectation points in one direction: "Home." I know you are all looking forward to that grand Spring Festival version. Don't worry, that version is truly amazing; we’ve hidden our very best, "bottom-of-the-box" surprises inside it.
But today’s version is dedicated to "Now."
It is for you, still silently persevering at your desk, and for you, traveling alone through the depths of winter. I didn't want your time in this vacuum before the holidays to be filled only with anxiety and busyness. So, in this new version, I’ve tuned the pacing of the levels to flow like a soothing prose poem—unhurried and calm. I’ve tuned the special effects to sound crisper and more melodious, hoping they might even drown out the sound of your typing. It may not be the rowdiest update, but it is certainly the one that understands you best.
Shall we make a pact? In the outside world, you overcome obstacles and wrap up the year; inside your phone screen, I will guard this small, green safe haven for you.
Version 1.153—tap to update. I’ll be here on the vine, counting down the days with you.

Update Highlights
1. [Fishing Master] Pass levels to collect bait and fish for rare treasures! Complete the collection index to win big prizes. You might even trigger random mysterious events that deliver a massive stroke of luck—this time, you are the "Fishing Master" of Happy Village!
2. [Championship of Kings] From Jan 26th to Feb 1st, a new round of the Championship is coming in hot! Villagers who make the leaderboard can win super cute physical prizes!
3. [Gold Coin Carnival] Limited-time Gold Coin frenzy! Tons of benefits and free items! From Jan 30th to Jan 31st, the Gold Coin Carnival is waiting for you to join the party!
4. [All-New Levels] The Boss said: "You need to put extra, extra, extra heart into these levels. These are the New Year levels! They need to be simple yet clever, clever yet surprising, and on top of the surprises, they need a bit of... you know, that 'New Year flavor.' Do you get it?" I said: "Got it. Totally get it." So, after a flurry of doing this, adjusting that, and tweaking this, I finally crafted these new levels full of holiday spirit!
5. [Post & Win Gifts] Open Weibo, TikTok (Douyin), or Xiaohongshu (Red Note). Post a screenshot of this update text with the hashtag #HappyAnipopToday (#今天也开心消消乐了) and tag @Anipop (Douyin official account: @开心消消乐官号). We will randomly select 10 "Chosen Ones" from each platform to receive an Infinite Energy Gift Pack!

这篇文案使用了非常典型的“废话文学”和幽默自嘲的口吻，如果直接直译会失去很多趣味。

为了保留原文的“梗”和风趣感，我为你提供了两个版本的翻译：

版本一：地道幽默风 (Native & Fun)
这个版本注重保留原文的“废话文学”语感和幽默调性，读起来更像是一个有趣的社交媒体帖子。

By the time you read this copy, I should have already... Finished writing this copy. Actually, writing copy is pretty easy to understand; it mainly involves, well, writing a copy. So, regarding the current situation, let me just say a few words. The situation is just as it is. I'm sure you already understand. Maybe you don't understand it clearly, but that's not a big problem. Now, before my dumplings boil into mush, let me drop one last piece of nonsense: Happy Match Version 1.152 is coming soon! If you want to know what's up, just check the game and you'll know what's up. (Alright, enough said. The Winter Solstice dumplings are in my belly, can the New Year holidays be far behind?)

1. [Let's Camp, Friends!] The New Year’s Eve vibes are maxing out, and the warm bonfire is already lit! From Dec 29th to Jan 4th, 2026, call your family, grab your friends, and team up for a camping trip in Happy Match!

2. [Brand New Levels] The Boss said: "You need to put extra, extra, extra heart into these levels. These are New Year levels! They need to be simple yet ingenious, ingenious yet surprising, and on top of the surprise, they need a bit of... that thing. You know, that New Year flavor. Do you get it?" I said: "Got it, got it." After a flurry of this-and-that operations, I finally cooked up these levels that will make you look forward to 2026 the moment you see them!

3. [Post for Gifts] Open Weibo, Douyin, or Xiaohongshu. Use the hashtag #HappyMatchToday (#今天也开心消消乐了#), post a screenshot of this update copy, and tag @HappyMatch (tag @HappyMatchOfficial on Douyin). We will randomly pick 10 "Chosen Ones" across all platforms to receive an Infinite Energy Gift Pack!

The new version is here with optimized experiences! Have a blast, Villagers!

1.[Starlight Realm] Major Upgrade! A brand-new look and experience await your exploration! Rumor has it that the competition on the Max-Level Leaderboard is getting fierce... will we see your name up there?

2.[New Feature] Daily Puzzle, Double the Fun! Our all-new Widget feature is live! Add your own unique widget to your home screen now. Remember to take two minutes every day to spark some joy!

3.[Magic Rush] 1v1 Duels! Winners advance, losers bow out! Every match is a burning test of skill and willpower. PK against others to win rewards—let's go, Magic Rush!

4.[New Levels] The Boss said: "Put your heart and soul into these levels! They need to be simple yet clever, clever yet surprising, and surprising with a little bit of... you know, that thing." I said: "Rest assured. I'll make you happy, I'll be happy, and everyone will be happy." So, after a whole lot of this, that, and the other, I finally cooked up these new levels that are guaranteed to make you smile the moment you see them!

Ahhhhh, my girlfriend during the temperature drop is just too...

She’s just way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way too clingy and too adorable, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! She’s like a sticky, melted rice cake that I just can’t shake off, ahhhhhhhhh~ Su! Per! Clingy!

When we go out, she slips her hand into my coat pocket and secretly draws circles on my palm!! Ahhhhhhhhh, it’s like a sleepy little kitten scratching at the door with its tiny paws—so cute!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! And she insists on squeezing both of us into the same coat!!! She says even the wind won’t be able to blow us apart then!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! That’s just illegally cute!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

And!! The cutest part is!! She always presses her little hands against the back of my neck!! When she sees me shiver from the cold, she giggles triumphantly!! Ahhhhhhhhh, just like a little kid!!! So, so!! So adorable!!! So cute, so cute, so cute!!! My heart is completely melting because of her, okay, okay, okay!!!! My girlfriend is just the absolute cutest, the cutest!!!!! Cu! Test cutest ever ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Ahhh, the drop in temperature is truly a gift from heaven for lovers ahhhhhhhhh~~~~~~

Gotta go now, my little rice cake is calling me again, hehe~ (happily throws a series of air punches)

Oh, by the way! Happy Eliminate version 1.151 has been updated—remember to check it out~

1. **Starlight Domain** function fully upgraded! A brand-new visual and experience awaits your exploration! The new version will be gradually released to users~ I heard the competition on the leaderboards among max-level players is heating up—will your name be on it?
2. **New Feature** – Daily Level! Double the Fun! A new widget feature is now available in the latest version! Quickly add your own unique widget to your desktop~ Remember to enjoy two minutes of happiness every day!
3. **Magic Dash** – One-on-one duels, winners advance, losers step down! Every match is a test of skill and determination! Starting November 4th, join the PK to win rewards—Magic Dash!
4. **King of the Arena** – November 24th to 30th, a new round of the King of the Arena is heating up! Villagers who make it to the leaderboard will also receive limited edition avatar frames!
5. **New Levels** – The boss said, "This time, the levels must be crafted with care, care, and more care. The new levels should be simple yet clever, clever yet surprising, and besides the surprises, there should be a little something extra, you know what I mean?" I said, "Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you’re happy, I’m happy, everyone’s happy." After some tweaking and refining, I’ve finally created these levels that are sure to bring a smile to your face the moment you see them!
6. **Post and Get Gifts** – Open Weibo, Douyin, or Xiaohongshu, use the hashtag #HappyEliminateToday, share a screenshot of this update’s content, and tag @Anipop (official Douyin account: @Anipop). 10 lucky winners from each platform will be randomly selected to receive an unlimited energy gift pack!

I sat at my workstation, my soul drifting through the holiday season.
I ordered a cup of coffee to perk me up, finished it, and realized only a tenth of the day had passed.
No! I needed to shift my focus, so I opened a PowerPoint presentation from before National Day.
The louder I typed, the more my mind raced.
The plan before me wasn't a plan; it was the memories of holiday milk tea, hairy crab, pancakes, and grilled skewers, madly attacking my weakest spot.
Thankfully, I came up with the ultimate trick—

Anipop version 1.150, ready for your post-holiday "happy first aid kit"!
Let the crisp sound of eliminations capture our wandering thoughts!

1. [Happy Know-It-All] From October 9th to 13th, the thrilling quiz event returns for a limited time! Who will take the throne of the village know-it-all? Try it and find out!
2. [Let's Camp! Friends] From October 20th to 26th, gather your friends and family for a camping match in Match-3!
3. [Delicious Match-3] From October 27th to November 16th, your favorite delicious match-3 is here! The limited-edition autumn ingredient, persimmon, is now available. Participate in the order competition to win tons of items and even a limited-edition autumn persimmon outfit!
4. [New Level] The boss said, "We must put so much effort into this level. It needs to be simple yet clever, clever yet surprising, and surprising yet special. Do you understand?" I quickly replied, "Of course I do!" After a lot of deciphering, I finally created the perfect level the boss wanted!
5. [Post a Gift] Open Weibo, Douyin, or Xiaohongshu, hashtag #HappyCandyToday#, and post a screenshot of this update's copy along with @Anipop (the official Douyin account is @Anipop Official). Ten chosen ones will be randomly selected from each platform to receive a gift pack of unlimited energy!

"Roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose,
Braised pork, braised duck, braised chicken, bacon, pine flower, tripe, dried meat, sausage,
Assorted Su pancake, smoked chicken, white tripe, steamed eight-treasure pork, glutinous rice stuffed duck..."
Slurp! (wipes saliva)
Mid-Autumn Festival! Hehehe!

Notice to all stomach departments: Mid-Autumn Festival special combat readiness activated!
It's finally time to indulge in food again!!
Let go of your reserve and pick up your chopsticks!
The moon and your belly are round together!

Happy Match 1.149 - On the night of the full moon, transform into a foodie!

1. [Chef's Canteen] From October 6th to October 9th, a special Mid-Autumn Festival event is online, with limited-time recipes waiting to be unlocked! Mooncake fillings are proliferating everywhere, what's your favorite?
2. [King of the Tournament] From September 29th to October 5th, a new round of the King of the Tournament is here! Compete on the same stage for tons of fun and become the king of the game! Collect Magic Bird Points, complete the advancement path, and receive endless surprises!
3. [Let's Camp! Friends] Mountains, rivers, lakes, and seas, friends, and love—none of these are worth letting down! From September 15th to 21st, come camping in Candy Crush! Take home a bundle of power-up rewards and a new avatar frame!
4. [New Level] The boss said, "We've put so much effort into this level. It needs to be simple yet ingenious, ingenious yet surprising, and beyond the surprises, there's that little bit—do you understand?" I said, "I understand! I absolutely understand." After a few attempts, I finally created the current level.
5. [Post a message to receive a gift] Open Weibo, Douyin, or Xiaohongshu, and post a screenshot of the updated text with the hashtag #Today is also a happy elimination game# and add @Happy Elimination (the official Douyin account is @Happy Elimination Official Account). 10 chosen ones will be randomly selected from each platform to receive a gift pack of unlimited energy!

I crafted the Magpie Bridge with exquisite craftsmanship.
Even the God of Love would praise my innovative idea!
Ride through the clouds to pursue romance today,
drawing a sweet path to elicit a smile from your face!
I cut clouds to frame the Milky Way,
and love hides the stars as eggs, waiting for you to grab them!
I connected ice cubes to form a heart bridge.
Daughter's ingenuity? Check out this trick!
A friend jokingly asks how to describe love?
More than friendship? It's incredibly sweet!

Happy Match 1.148 Qixi Festival update is here, sweet enough to touch your heart!

1. [Let's Camp! Friends] After the Beginning of Autumn, go camping together! Invite your friends and family to join the Camp Match 1 Camp from August 18th to 24th, and take home all the bonus items and limited-edition costumes!
2. [King's Contest] From August 25th to 31st, a new round of the King's Contest (Sweet Edition) is here! Villagers who make the final cut will also receive a limited-edition Qixi Festival avatar frame!
3. [Qixi Festival Limited-edition Level] The boss said, "We've put so much effort into this level. It needs to be simple yet ingenious, ingenious yet surprising, and beyond the surprises, it needs to have that little something. Do you understand?" I quickly replied, "I understand." After a series of thought and analysis, I finally created the boss's dream level! Hey, the most thoughtful, simple, ingenious, surprising, and romantic level will be released on August 29th. You get the idea!
4. [Post a message to receive a gift] Open Weibo, Douyin, or Xiaohongshu, and post a screenshot of the updated text with the hashtag #Today is also a happy elimination game# and add @Happy Elimination (the official Douyin account is @Happy Elimination Official Account). 10 chosen ones will be randomly selected from each platform to receive a gift pack of unlimited energy!

Suitcase set, sports suit, inflatable sofa, camper, monthly medal...
Little villager, your new surroundings for Happy Elimination Festival have arrived!

The annual Elimination Festival is coming soon!
New activities and new surroundings will bring you a different summer experience!
Update the game quickly and set off towards happiness together!

1. [Summer Rush] From July 14th to August 10th, the annual Happy Elimination Festival is here again! Log in to the game and feel the summer style while winning limited gifts for summer outdoor equipment. Happy, double!
2. [Happy Shake] From July 14th to July 20th, shake it, shake out happiness, shake out surprises! Win props by passing levels, limited costumes, and physical surroundings are waiting for you to shake home!
3. [Delicious Combination] From July 21st to August 10th, the "Delicious Combination" gameplay upgrade returns! Let's combine to create a big, big, big, big, big, big, happy!
4. [Limited Atmosphere for Elimination Festival] From July 14th to August 10th, Elimination Festival! The atmosphere of the level has a new look! The limited atmosphere of Elimination Festival is coming, come and feel the strong summer wind in the level!
5. [New Level] The boss said: "This time, the level must be carefully and carefully worked on. The new level must be simple and clever, and clever and surprising. In addition to the surprise, it must show the style and enthusiasm of the summer seaside. Do you understand that?" I said: "I will do it, don't worry." After a fierce operation, I, a sunny otaku, finally compiled a new summer beach style level that is sunny but not otaku, which is quite cool!
6. [Post on Weibo to get a gift] Open Weibo and enter the Happy Elimination Super Topic, with the topic #Update copywriting only serve Happy Elimination#, post the screenshot of the updated copywriting and @Happy Elimination, and randomly draw five chosen sons to send surprise gifts!

Save me! Save me! Save me! Save me! I am called the "lungs of the earth" and can absorb billions of tons of carbon dioxide every year. My area is not large, accounting for only 6% of the world's land area, but it is the home of more than 50% of animal and plant species! However, I am now disappearing rapidly at a rate of 120,000 square kilometers per year! I need your protection! Protecting me is protecting yourself! So, come to "Happy Candy Crush" version 1.146, and save the rare animals and plants in the rainforest with hundreds of millions of small villagers! 1. [Go to the rainforest! Friends] From June 9th to June 15th, team up to break through and build a camp, and physical rewards and Hainan study places are waiting for you! 2. [King's Contest] From June 30th to July 6th, a new round of competition is coming. Who is the strongest elimination king? Happy Village is lining up! 3. [Holiday Fun Elimination] From June 11th to July 1st, the Holiday Fun Elimination game will be launched! Pre-order download to experience it first!
4. [New Level] The boss said: "This time, we must work hard on the level. The new level must be simple but clever, clever and surprising, and full of vitality like a tropical rainforest. Do you understand that?" I said: "I will do it, don't worry." After a fierce operation, I finally compiled a lively level
5. [Post on Weibo to get a gift] Open Weibo and enter the Happy Elimination Super Topic, use the topic #Update Copywriting Only Happy Elimination# to post a screenshot of the updated copywriting and @Happy Elimination, and five chosen ones will be randomly selected to give surprise gifts!