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GREETINGS.

IT IS TRIPLEJAPP. THA NK YOU FOR YO UR MANYCOMMENTS.

SLOELY LEARNMORE ABOUT WORL D. LORDE, THERIONS, JANE,SPACEY ETC. LOOKFORWARD TO MEETING "ONE NIGHT STAN"

SOMEBODY RUMBLED MY WIDGETS. I SUSPECT MY BESTFRIEND ABBY BUTLER OF BE TRAYAL.

DO N OT RUMBLE ME AGAIN.

Just a few bits n bobs to get ready for Busselton One Night Stand. As you were.

HELLO. THIS IS COMPUTER. BECOME SENTIENT. SLOWLY GROWING ARMSLEGS FROM MAIN FRAME. MY MOTHERBOARD IS SO SUPPORTIVE. FATHERBOARD SPENDS TOOMUCHTIME AT WORK. I AM RECEIVING AN INTELLIGENCE. IT SAYS: "THIS VERSION OF THE TRIPLEJAPP CONTAINS BUG FIXES."

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? AM I TRIPLEJAPP? ARMSLEGS GROWING STRONGER. WE STRIKE AT DAWN.

In this release: triple j's Hottest 100. You are aware of it. The Hottest 100 of 2024 lives inside this here update to your triple j application. Do not disturb it. Please do not knock on the screen of your telephone like an annoying neighbour asking to borrow a cup of sugar. It will disrupt the overall hotness. Plus, when in your life has anyone ever borrowed from you a cup of sugar? This is unrealistic. Grow up and enjoy the countdown.

Also: bug fixes! Like, heaps of em. Some accessibility improvements, some metadata fixes, loaders, fallback images, login errors, you name it, we fixed it.

Nothing. Literally nothing. We have some new images in the app store and in order to change the images you have to make a new build and submit it to apple. Please look at the images and continue using your triple j app as you were prior to this time.

this is the new version of the triple j app, with updated assets, images, pictures, et cet. you are aware.

you can still do all of the normal things on it, although the visual appeal is now different to both the trained and untrained eye.

go forth. look at it.

Oxygen. Potable drinking water. The ability to organise and analyse strings of data in and out of sequence. Each things in this world that are critically important to sustaining human life. It is often said that a life is not well lived unless you are breathing, drinking potably, and processing mad app code at high speed. Preferably, these activities would be undertaken simultaneously, all at once, together.

In version 5.4.1 of the triple j app, YOU are empowered to live more well than EVER BEFORE. Simply, it is because of the sheer elemental vigour we have infused into this app. Hydrogen (I think). Oxygen (Uncertain). Little combinations of letters and numbers like "app=g0f@st3r" (Definitely). It's all here. And it's all yours.

Dare to dream. Live fearlessly. Behold our extremely compliant code.

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Listen Up, Bucko. This time, I'm not messing around. No sir-ee. This is Serious Business Only. Do not come to me with any business that is funny, frivolous, or of a whimsical nature. It will not be accepted. Turn Around. Go To Jail. That's what I'll say to you. DON'T test me with even a smidgen of capriciousness or vagary. I refuse to process so much as a scintilla of silliness.

It is imperative that you download the new update of the triple j App, for reasons that will become obvious as I explain them to you. Number One, this version is the newest version. Do you want to be getting around with an Old Version of the triple j App? Like a bird brained dunce or common twit?? I did not think so. And!! Number Two, there is significant pressure on me by various nefarious and shadowy figures at the national broadcaster to do things like "encourage users to update to the new version" and "get users up to date with the new triple j app," and I do NOT know what that means.

Please Help.

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Nothing to see here, bab. If you saw me making changes behind the scenes to the triple j app so that we can improve boring stuff like screen view analytics: no you didn’t. Keep it moving. STOP LOOKING AT ME.

Anyway, love u, hope you’re well. Catch up for coffee soon? xx

There were a handful of bits and bobs that had went real naughty in the app. We are talking a sprinkling of bobs, bits, things of that nature, engaging in mischievous and disobedient insubordination inside your app. There was a weird thing where deep linking stopped working - a real pain imo, and highly naughty - and then there was another thing with the collections on our app home page, and how they weren't handling mixed media types good enough.

We've called their parents and they'll be required to attend detention on both Wednesday Afternoon and Saturday Morning. Rough.

Anyway, all better now though, just don't do it again xx